Whatcha Reading? May 2025, Part Two

May. 24th, 2025 08:00 am
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Cozy seat in beautiful backyard flower gardenWelcome back to Whatcha Reading! Here’s how we’re wrapping up May:

Elyse: I just started This Monster of Mine. The author said the hero was inspired by Ben Barnes as the Darkling so …

Claudia: I’m struggling with the new Susanna Kearsley book, The King’s Messenger. ( A | BN | K | AB ) It’s told from the perspectives of multiple characters and to me it just feels jarring, like I don’t get to know any of them.

Amanda: What a coincidence, I picked up This Monster of Mine this week!

Tara: I just finished Dream a Little Dream by Melissa Brayden. ( A | BN | K | AB ) I want someone to make a mini series out of it now, because it has nighttime soap opera vibes.

Sarah: I was thinking about nighttime soaps this weekend. Dallas was my first really “grown up” show.

Carrie: I’m reading The God and the Gumiho by Sophie Kim. ( A | BN | K | AB ) I’m loving it but also finding it slow going and I’m not sure why.

Sarah: I am reading A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne. ( A | BN ) I think it was #1 in a category on Amazon that made me laugh — yes, “Magic romance.” Y’all, when Beyond Heaving Bosoms was released we were #1 in “movements and periods,” which meant that I’m forever charmed by the ?! bestseller tags.

This Monster of Mine
A | BN | K | AB
Amanda: Very surprised you’re reading that one lol

Sarah: This has been a curious reading experience. The Duskwalkers are like Leshens from Witcher and before that, mythology, and the whole “we eat people and absorb their humanity” is intriguing and also has some gaping plot holes. It also has some of the most clumsy, cumbersome sentences I’ve ever read.

“Her smile was haunting when he raised his head, knowing that she meant inside and not just how he had.”

At this point I’m reading to figure out how they get to the telegraphed ending: aside from schtupping and mundanity, there isn’t a lot of plot.

And I have learned that a few readers online think it is very heavily inspired by the anime/manga Ancient Magus Bride. I’m going to have to read that, too, huh? All in the name of “what is the monster type that would most interest me should I wish to embark upon monster romance.” I went with Leshen and look what happened, y’all.

Shana: Weirdly, I just put This Monster of Mine on hold at the library yesterday. Clearly this book is having a moment.

I’m reading Maybe You Should Talk to Someone by Lori Gottlieb. ( A | BN | K | G | AB ) I don’t usually like memoirs but this feel more like eavesdropping on a series of therapy sessions

Sarah: I listened to that book! It very much felt like I was listening in on things I wasn’t meant to hear.

The Poppy War
A | BN | K | AB
Kiki: I bought The Poppy War Trilogy by R. F. Kuang in audiobook on super-duper discount over a year ago and just started listening. I’m liking it so far, but I also know myself and know my odds of actually finishing a large fantasy series are…slim. Not a reflection necessarily of the book, just of my brain (and my love of an audiobook deal, seriously, the complete series was $6.00)

Sarah: That is a GOOD PRICE.

Kiki: For 60 hours of audiobook!

Sarah: HOLY CRAP.

Where are you going, Jupiter?

Kiki: Oh I’m one of those people who is always listening to something. Walking anywhere, cooking, cleaning, etc. and honestly a fair amount of my job can be done while listening to something too which helps.

Sarah: Same here. 60 hours my gosh. That’s a lot of chorin’.

So, whatcha reading? Let us know in the comments!

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A Demon’s Guide to Wooing a Witch

A Demon’s Guide to Wooing a Witch by Sarah Hawley is $1.99! This is book two in the Glimmer Falls series, which didn’t work for me as I prefer my paranormal romances to be a little darker. The heroine is a gym rat witch and the hero is a snarky demon with amnesia.

Calladia Cunnington curses the day she met Astaroth the demon, but when he shows up memoryless, why does she find him so helpless . . . and sort of hot?

Calladia Cunnington knows she’s rough around the edges, despite being the heir to one of small-town Glimmer Falls’ founding witch families. While her gym obsession is a great outlet for her anxieties and anger, her hot temper still gets the best of her and manifests in bar brawls. When Calladia saves someone from a demon attack one night, though, she’s happy to put her magic and rage to good use . . . until she realizes the man she saved is none other than Astaroth, the ruthless demon who orchestrated a soul bargain on her best friend.

Astaroth is a legendary soul bargainer and one of the nine members of the demon high council—except he can’t remember any of this. Suffering from amnesia after being banished to the mortal plane, Astaroth doesn’t know why a demon named Moloch is after him, nor why the muscular, angry, hot-in-a-terrifying-way witch who saved him hates him so much.

Unable to leave anyone in such a vulnerable state—even the most despicable demon—Calladia grudgingly decides to help him. (Besides, punching an amnesiac would be in poor taste.) The two set out on an uneasy road trip to find the witch who might be able to restore Astaroth’s memory so they can learn how to defeat Moloch. Calladia vows that once Astaroth is cured, she’ll kick his ass, but the more time she spends with the snarky yet utterly charming demon, the more she realizes she likes this new, improved Astaroth . . . and maybe she doesn’t want him to recover his memories, after all.

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The Jasad Heir

The Jasad Heir by Sara Hashem is $2.99 and a Kindle Daily Deal! This is book one in The Scorched Throne series. I heard about this one through a reading newsletter one of my friends sends out. She isn’t a big romance reader, but had great things to say about this fantasy romance.

Ten years ago, the kingdom of Jasad burned. Its magic outlawed; its royal family murdered down to the last child. At least, that’s what Sylvia wants people to believe.

The lost Heir of Jasad, Sylvia never wants to be found. She can’t think about how Nizahl’s armies laid waste to her kingdom and continue to hunt its people—not if she wants to stay alive. But when Arin, the Nizahl Heir, tracks a group of Jasadi rebels to her village, staying one step ahead of death gets trickier.

In a moment of anger Sylvia’s magic is exposed, capturing Arin’s attention. Now, to save her life, Sylvia will have to make a deal with her greatest enemy. If she helps him lure the rebels, she’ll escape persecution.

A deadly game begins. Sylvia can’t let Arin discover her identity even as hatred shifts into something more. Soon, Sylvia will have to choose between the life she wants and the one she left behind. The scorched kingdom is rising, and it needs a queen.

In this Egyptian-inspired debut fantasy, a fugitive queen strikes a deadly bargain with her greatest enemy and finds herself embroiled in a complex game that could resurrect her scorched kingdom or leave it in ashes forever.

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The Wraith King

The Wraith King by Juliette Cross is 99c at Amazon! I mentioned this on Get Rec’d because I was certainly suckered in by a Goodreads ad. I’ve also had good experiences with Cross’s books in the past.

A brutal, bloody war against the ruthless Wraith King has cost the light fae more than innocent lives. Una Hartstone, Princess of Issos, learns the price the Wraith King demands to end the war once and for all. Her. In exchange for the safety of her people, she agrees to give her life—and her body—to her greatest enemy.

Gollaya Verbane is determined to fulfill his destiny and his god’s prophecy. When his seer points to the Princess of Issos as the key to the rise of the dark fae, he demands her submission. But when she finally yields, he realizes Una is much more to him than a priceless weapon.

A mystery that has haunted Una for years awakens when she is abducted and dragged back to Näkt Mir. The palace hides many dark secrets…and at least one traitor. A traitor determined to take King Goll’s throne—and all he possesses. What he doesn’t know is that Una’s magick is more powerful than he can imagine, and that Goll will burn the whole world to save her.

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The Duke of Shadows

The Duke of Shadows by Meredith Duran is $3.99! We always get lots of comments when we feature a Duran title; many are hoping she’ll return to writing someday. If you need hope, I found a Reddit thread that mentioned Duran had updated her “About” page in the last couple years and makes references to finishing a manuscript.  Sarah reviewed it back in 2008 and gave it a B-:

Julian was tortured and noble, and though he didn’t change so much as come to own himself and the power at his disposal in both of the cultures that shaped him, his journey was fascinating. Julian was marvelous, and did things I wished heroes in other historical novels would do, including beating the ever living shit out of someone who truly deserved it, and being vindicated for doing so. YUM.

In a debut romance as passionate and sweeping as the British Empire, Meredith Duran paints a powerful picture of an aristocrat torn between two worlds, an heiress who dares to risk everything…and the love born in fire and darkness that nearly destroys them.

From exotic sandstone palaces…

Sick of tragedy, done with rebellion, Emmaline Martin vows to settle quietly into British Indian society. But when the pillars of privilege topple, her fiancé’s betrayal leaves Emma no choice. She must turn for help to the one man whom she should not trust, but cannot resist: Julian Sinclair, the dangerous and dazzling heir to the Duke of Auburn.

To the marble halls of London…

In London, they toast Sinclair with champagne. In India, they call him a traitor. Cynical and impatient with both worlds, Julian has never imagined that the place he might belong is in the embrace of a woman with a reluctant laugh and haunted eyes. But in a time of terrible darkness, he and Emma will discover that love itself can be perilous — and that a single decision can alter one’s life forever.

Destiny follows wherever you run.

A lifetime of grief later, in a cold London spring, Emma and Julian must finally confront the truth: no matter how hard one tries to deny it, some pasts cannot be disowned…and some passions never die.

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Movie Review: Another Simple Favor

May. 23rd, 2025 10:00 am
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There’s a lot of things I could write about Another Simple Favor. I could write about whether or not Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively get along with each other! I could write about our current societal obsession with True Crime! I could write about how the conversation about mommy vlogging has changed since 2018! I could write about stereotypes about Italians – we aren’t all in the mob! Some of us are freelance writers!

But I’m not going to write about any of those things because those things require thought and this is very much not a movie to which you should apply any thought whatsoever. This is a movie that you watch saying, “Oh, so pretty!” It is very pretty, it is very fun, and it does not have a single thought in its perfectly coiffed head.

A Simple Favor came out in 2018 and it’s one of my favorite movies. Although it’s gloriously trashy and ridiculous, it does have a thought in its head – several, in fact. For me, what makes the movie have staying power is Stephanie’s character arc. Stephanie is played by Anna Kendrick and is a widowed stay-at-mom who is trying to build a business as a vlogger. She becomes friends with Emily, played by Blake Lively, and as toxic and horrible as Emily clearly is, she still gives Stephanie some excellent advice. The mutual fascination between Emily and Stephanie, and the push-pull between Stephanie seeing Emily as empowering versus pure undiluted poison, is utter magic.

As someone who is very similar to Stephanie in terms of social anxiety, I still get a thrill every time Emily says, “Stop saying you’re sorry. It’s a fucked up female habit. You don’t have to apologize for anything, ever.”

Well I mean – “ever” is a strong statement, one that is made by a narcissistic alcoholic murderer, so maybe we want to soften that advice just a tad, but my God, I love that movie so much.

If you haven’t seen A Simple Favor then not only should you see it before you watch Another Simple Favor, but you should see it before you read the rest of this review because the entire review is a spoiler for the first movie.

Stephanie and Emily in bathrobes toast each other with martinis poolside
“To not getting poisoned!” Stephanie chirps.

Another Simple Favor begins several years after the ending of the first film. Stephanie has written a book about Emily, who appears at one of her book tour talks. Emily has been released from prison early and wants Stephanie to be her maid-of-honor at her wedding to Dante Versano, her extremely wealthy fiance, on the island of Capri. Emily has also invited her ex-husband, Sean (Henry Golding, dripping with drunken bitterness). Dante’s mother, who hates Emily, arranges for a surprise visit from Emily’s dotty mom (Elizabeth Perkins), and Aunt Linda (Allison Janney, gleefully chewing scenery).

Emily walks towards the camera, eyes shut in bliss, hair pulled back in a bun, wearing a white latex suit with opera gloves
If you aren’t getting married in white latex does it even count?

So there’s a lot of personalities on the island and they all have amazing clothes. At one point Emily wears a hat that is bigger than her entire body. I want to live in it, like a fashionable tent. Stephanie has also levelled up fashion-wise since the first movie. At one point she wears pajamas that match the wallpaper in her very fancy suite which is certainly some kind of a thing. I don’t know who was in charge of Anna Kendrick’s hair on set but they deserve an Oscar – nay – a Nobel Prize.

This movie is often very funny – can we get Anna Kendrick high on truth serum at least once in everything she appears in from now on, please? Sometimes it’s wonderfully weird. It’s convolutedly clever. But honestly, it’s mostly pretty. The clothes are either wonderfully pretty or wonderfully outrageous. The hotel where most scenes take place – pretty. The outdoor meals with floral centerpieces and candles and what have you – pretty. People – pretty. Island – beautiful, of course.

Stephanie and Emily stand side by side. Stephanie wears a floral dress and Emily wears a white shirt, black skirt, and enormous black and white hat
I’m obsessed with Stephanie’s dress and Emily’s hat

The big problem with this movie is a lack of emotional stakes. No one goes through a character arc – Emily does somewhat but not very much. End-of-movie Emily and start of movie Emily are pretty much the same person. Stephanie doesn’t change at all. They are super fun to watch, but no moment of murder and mayhem is as thrilling as the one in the first movie in which Emily spills gin on the floor and says to Stephanie, who reflexively reaches to wipe it up, “Don’t you dare touch that washcloth.”

A lot of the movie is kind of a grab bag of stuff. Inept FBI agent? Slows the movie down, and just why? I will believe the most deranged things on offer in this movie but I don’t believe that the character who is supposed to be an FBI agent is an FBI agent (admittedly, no one else does, either). On the other hand, we have Allison Janney as…well I can’t even say except that I love her, and we have a gorgeous angry mafia boss mother-in-law, who doesn’t love that?

I’m not sorry that I watched Another Simple Favor. I enjoyed it! I had a great time! But I doubt that it will become a movie I go back to again and again – unless I just want to have pretty things in the background while I do other stuff, which is a pleasure that can’t be over-rated.

668. Hot Takes with Sarah & Amanda

May. 23rd, 2025 06:00 am
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Inspired by a recent episode of The Sam Sanders Show, Amanda and I are sharing our own hot takes and possibly controversial opinions about romance.

We’re talking:

  • Third act bleak moments!
  • Transcending the genre!
  • Rom coms!
  • Cozy things!
  • Conferences and gatherings!
  • Accessories for Readers!

TW/CW: We take a brief side trip into parental estrangement and emotional abuse.

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Book Review: Jane Austen’s Garden

May. 17th, 2025 05:02 pm
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Fellow Janeites, I have a new book review for you in honor of Jane’s 250th year: Jane Austen’s Garden: A Botanical Tour of the Classic Novels written by Molly Williams and illustrated by Jessica Roux. This new book pairs two of my favorite things: Jane Austen and gardening! I looked forward to its release for […]
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The Dead Take the A Train

RECOMMENDED: The Dead Take the A Train by Cassandra Khaw and Richard Kadrey is $1.49! Carrie reviewed this one and gave it a B+:

I really enjoyed this book. There’s a lot of dark, snarky humor, and snarky humor is my very favorite kind. The satire of corporate culture is as hilarious as it is horrifying. The horror is very, very horrifying with body horror, your basic supernatural beings, and just oodles of Lovecraftian cosmic horror. Not enough trigger warnings in the world, people.

Bestselling authors Cassandra Khaw and Richard Kadrey have teamed up to deliver a dark new story with magic, monsters, and mayhem, perfect for fans of Neil Gaiman and Joe Hill.

Julie Crews is a coked-up, burnt-out thirty-something who packs a lot of magic into her small body. She’s been trying to establish herself in the NYC magic scene, and she’ll work the most gruesome gigs to claw her way to the top.

Julie is desperate for a quick career boost to break the dead-end grind, but her pleas draw the attention of an eldritch god who is hungry for revenge. Her power grab sets off a deadly chain of events that puts her closest friends – and the entire world – directly in the path of annihilation.

The first explosive adventure in the Carrion City Duology, The Dead Take the A Train fuses Khaw’s cosmic horror and Kadrey’s gritty fantasy into a full-throttle thrill ride straight into New York’s magical underbelly.

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Holding the Reins

Holding the Reins by Paisley Hope is $1.99! Honestly, what a perfect name for a contemporary western. This is book one in a series and seems full of tropes.

In this steamy cowboy romance, a woman returns to her family’s ranch after a broken engagement and finds herself falling for her brother’s best friend—the first novel in the Silver Pines Ranch series.

Take a deep breath and let go of the reins.

Cecilia “CeCe” Ashby is finally escaping the toxic relationship that has consumed her entire adult life. She’s returning to her hometown of Laurel Creek, Kentucky, and to her family’s equestrian ranch, unsure of what the future holds.

Nash Carter, the newly retired superstar of the Dallas Stars, is Laurel Creek’s hometown hero, local business owner, and notorious bachelor. He’s also the unofficial fourth sibling in the Ashby clan. It’s been years since his days of tormenting CeCe with her older brothers Wade and Cole. So, when CeCe needs a job, he feels drawn to help her.

Nash can’t seem to take his eyes off of his best friend’s sister, and it seems she’s been staring right back, not without animosity left over from his childish teasing back in the day. Despite their initial reluctance, the fire between them ignites and it isn’t long before they jump into the flames.

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Secrets of an Accidental Duchess

Secrets of an Accidental Duchess by Jennifer Haymore is 99c! This is book two in the Donovan Sisters series, though I think it can operate fine on its own. Have you read any of Haymore’s books?

With her pale hair and slim figure, Olivia Donovan looks as fragile as fine china, and has been treated as such by her sisters ever since a childhood bout with malaria. But beneath her delicate facade, Olivia guards a bold, independent spirit and the kind of passionate desires proper young ladies must never confess…

It was a reckless wager, and one Max couldn’t resist: seduce the alluring Olivia or forfeit part of his fortune. Yet the wild, soon-to-be Duke never imagined he’d fall in love with this innocent beauty. Nor could he have guessed that a dangerously unpredictable rival would set out to destroy them both. Now, Max must beat a Madman at his own twisted game-or forever lose the only woman to have ever won his heart.

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Ten Rules for Marrying a Duke

Ten Rules for Marrying a Duke by Michelle McLean is $1.49 at Amazon! It’s showing up as $3.99 elsewhere. This is a standalone historical romance with a marriage of convenience.

Bookish Arabella Bromley never gave a fig for society’s rules—until her sister ran off with a man below her station. Now Arabella is desperate to restore her family’s ruined reputation to favor amongst the ton. She’ll have to marry quickly and well. But in order to carry off her plan, Arabella needs a duke… and she has just the rakish fellow in mind.

The Duke of Whittsley has an ungentlemanly tendency to disregard the rules. Unfortunately, a sense of mischief doesn’t excuse a high-ranking noble from family duty—especially where it concerns producing a son. And that’s where he can’t quite resist Arabella’s distinctly outrageous plan: if he saves her family, she’ll give him an heir.

Now the deal’s been struck. They have one year to achieve their goals and ten iron-clad rules to keep them on track. Like long, scorching kisses and ensuring they’re both exquisitely satisfied. And the only thing that could ruin their plan is the one thing they never planned on: love.

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Rebel in the Deep by Katee Robert

May. 22nd, 2025 08:00 am
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C-

Rebel in the Deep

by Katee Robert
May 20, 2025 · Berkley
Fantasy/Fairy Tale Romance

I’m keeping this review brief because there’s only so much you can say about the third book in a trilogy without completely giving away the other two books. Also, this book is kind of a letdown. The glory and wonder of that angry vampire in book two is admittedly a tough act to follow. But let’s unpack.

There are two plots in this book: the romance plot and the adventure plot. The romance plot focuses on Nox, Bastian and Siobhan, all key figures in the rebellion that we’re introduced to in book one. Yes, this book features a throuple. Nox and Bastian have history, so that connection is a second chance romance. Nox and Siobhan have crushed on each other for a while now so that’s a slow burn (but you’re just told about it; there’s very little longing before sex starts). Bastian and Siobhan are currently in a romantic relationship and have been for about a decade. Aside from one very inventive sex scene, this romance is kind of boring for me. There’s a little bit of ‘learning to trust again’ but for the most part, they fall into bed and love at the same time and that’s about it for conflict. As romances go, snoozefest.

The far more exciting plot and the reason that I kept reading and even had to take little breaks to get my nerves under control: the adventure plot. The rebellion has been building and expanding for a number of years now. Bastian has been taken and Siobhan and Nox launch a rescue mission. This rescue mission forces the rebellion into the light. And so there are a series of intense skirmishes between a small group of rebellion members (made up of our main characters from books one, two and three with some of the skirmishes including Nox’s crew) and the Cŵn Annwn who are represented by council member Morrigan. The world building and exploration of myths is really interesting and it was a genuine surprise how the plot unfolded. The use of magic is unique and makes for some very compelling battles.

I absolutely read this book for the adventure plot. I needed to know how this overarching story that was set up in books one and two would culminate. I would say this book is required reading for anyone who enjoyed books one and two, but temper your expectations on the romance front if character development in romance is important to you.

Links: Always Cats and Libraries

May. 21st, 2025 06:00 pm
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Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back everyone!

This week and the last week have felt like such a slog. I feel like I could sleep through an entire weekend at this point. In fairness, I’ve had a lot of social obligations and deadlines. Hopefully, I can get a weekend just to rot soon!

Anyone else feeling some burn out?

This link was sent in by Vicki S. Connecticut has passed a bill to give libraries more agency when negotiating ebook prices. It’s nice to have some positive library news!

Claudia shared this in the SBTB Slack. Scientists have cracked the genetic mystery of orange cats.

I am obsessed with Pyaari the cat! It’s the classic tale of a person not wanting a cat and now they have an IG account of dressing them up. There’s also another cat, Chandini, who doesn’t tolerate being dressed up, but likes to be brushed and sang to.

Lastly, how about Hank Green ranking AI logos based on how closely they resemble buttholes?

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

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Only and Forever

Only and Forever by Chloe Liese is $1.99 and a Kindle Daily Deal! This is book seven in the Bergman Brothers series. Have any of you kept up with it?

It’s a room-mance for the books in this tender, steamy story about unexpectedly finding love and being brave enough to let it revise life’s narrative in the final book in the beloved Bergman Brothers series.

Viggo Bergman, hopeless romantic, is thoroughly weary of waiting for his happily ever after. But between opening a romance bookstore, running a romance book club, coaching kids’ soccer, and adopting a household of pets—just maybe, he’s overcommitted himself?—Viggo’s chaotic life has made finding his forever love seem downright improbable.

Enter Tallulah Clarke, chilly cynic with a massive case of writer’s block. Tallulah needs help with her thriller’s romantic subplot. Viggo needs another pair of hands to keep his store afloat. So they agree to swap skills and cohabitate for convenience—his romance expertise to revive her book, her organizational prowess to salvage his store. They hardly get along, and they couldn’t be more different, but who says roommate-coworkers need to be friends?

As they share a home and life, Tallulah and Viggo discover a connection that challenges everything they believe about love, and reveals the plot twist they never saw happily ever after is here already, right under their roof.

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Tiffany Girl

RECOMMENDEDTiffany Girl by Deeanne Gist is $3.99! This is an American historical romance. Redheadedgirl read the book after hearing about it on a panel at a previous RT conference (RIP), and she gave it a B+:

I loved this and chewed through it like someone was going to take it away from me, and I’m totally going to check out more of Gist’s work.  She writes specifically American historicals, which are kind of sparse on the ground lately, and are a refreshing change of pace from the English historicals.

As preparations for the 1893 World’s Fair set Chicago and the nation on fire, Louis Tiffany—heir to the exclusive Fifth Avenue jewelry empire—seizes the opportunity to unveil his state-of-the-art, stained glass, mosaic chapel, the likes of which the world has never seen.

But when Louis’s dream is threatened by a glassworkers’ strike months before the Fair opens, he turns to an unforeseen source for help: the female students at the Art Students League of New York. Eager for adventure, the young women pick up their skirts, move to boarding houses, take up steel cutters, and assume new identities as the “Tiffany Girls.”

Tiffany Girl is the heartwarming story of the impetuous Flossie Jayne, a beautiful, budding artist who is handpicked by Louis to help complete the Tiffany chapel. Though excited to live in a boarding house when most women stayed home, she quickly finds the world is less welcoming than anticipated. From a Casanova male, to an unconventional married couple, and a condescending singing master, she takes on a colorful cast of characters to transform the boarding house into a home while racing to complete the Tiffany chapel and make a name for herself in the art world.

As challenges mount, her ambitions become threatened from an unexpected quarter: her own heart. Who will claim victory? Her dreams or the captivating boarder next door?

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Out of the Woods

Out of the Woods by Hannah Bonam-Young is $1.99! This is a standalone contemporary romance and came out in January of this year. I’ve seen Bonam-Young’s books recommended in the comments previously. Do you have a favorite?

A married couple joins a week-long wilderness expedition to help them reconnect in this heartfelt companion novel to the viral TikTok sensation Out on a Limb.

High school sweethearts Sarah and Caleb Linwood have always been a sure thing. For the past seventeen years, they have had each other’s backs through all of life’s ups and downs.

But Sarah has begun to wonder… who is she without her other half?

When she decides to take on a project of her own, a fundraising gala in memoriam of her late mother, Sarah wants nothing more than to prove to herself—and to everyone else—that she doesn’t need Caleb’s help to succeed. She’s still her mother’s daughter, after all, independent and capable.

That is, until the event fails and Caleb uninvitedly steps in to save the day.

The rift that follows unearths a decade of grievances and doubts. Are they truly the same people they were when they got married at nineteen? Are they supposed to be?

In a desperate attempt to fix what they fear is breaking, Sarah and Caleb make the spontaneous decision to get out of their comfort zone and join a grueling, week-long hiking trip intended to guide couples through rough patches.

What follows is a life-affirming comedy of errors as two nature-averse people fight their way out of the woods in order to find their way back to their roots.

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The Taxidermist’s Daughter

The Taxidermist’s Daughter by Kate Mosse is $3.99! This is another KDD and it doesn’t appear the sale is price-matched elsewhere just yet. This is a Gothic historical mystery, which I know is catnip for some.

A chilling and spooky Gothic historical thriller reminiscent of Rebecca and The Turn of the Screw, dripping with the dark twists and eerie surprises that are the hallmarks of Edgar Allan Poe, from the New York Times and internationally bestselling author of Citadel.

In a remote village near the English coast, residents gather in a misty churchyard. More than a decade into the twentieth century, superstition still holds sway: It is St. Mark’s Eve, the night when the shimmering ghosts of those fated to die in the coming year are said to materialize and amble through the church doors.

Alone in the crowd is Constantia Gifford, the taxidermist’s daughter. Twenty-two and unmarried, she lives with her father on the fringes of town, in a decaying mansion cluttered with the remains of his once world-famous museum of taxidermy. No one speaks of why the museum was shuttered or how the Giffords fell so low. Connie herself has no recollection—a childhood accident has erased all memory of her earlier days. Even those who might have answers remain silent. The locals shun Blackthorn House, and the strange spinster who practices her father’s macabre art.

As the last peal of the midnight bell fades to silence, a woman is found dead—a stranger Connie noticed near the church. In the coming days, snippets of long lost memories will begin to tease through Connie’s mind, offering her glimpses of her vanished years. Who is the victim, and why has her death affected Connie so deeply? Why is she watched by a mysterious figure who has suddenly appeared on the marsh nearby? Is her father trying to protect her with his silence—or someone else? The answers are tied to a dark secret that lies at the heart of Blackthorn House, hidden among the bell jars of her father’s workshop—a mystery that draws Connie closer to danger . . . closer to madness . . . closer to the startling truth.

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Behooved by M. Stevenson

May. 21st, 2025 08:00 am
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B+

Behooved

by M. Stevenson
May 20, 2025 · Bramble
LGBTQIARomanceScience Fiction/Fantasy

Behooved is a charming fantasy romance that draws from Beauty and the Beast stories and shifter romances in a creative and sometimes very funny way. It also has a solid representation of life with a chronic illness. While this book wasn’t subtle about its messages, it was heartwarming, exciting, and sweet.

Bianca (our narrator) is a princess whose parents teach her to honor duty above all else and to conceal any vulnerability at all cost, including emotional vulnerability. She must be especially careful to conceal her chronic illness, which flares at unexpected intervals and causes her nausea, exhaustion, and abdominal pain. When her parents tell her to marry Aric, the prince of a neighboring kingdom, in order to prevent war, she agrees.

When Bianca arrives at Aric’s kingdom, she finds Aric to be rude and unfriendly. He ignores her until the wedding night, for which both parties have little enthusiasm. Before matters get underway an assassin breaks in and Bianca attempts to protect Aric by triggering a protection spell that was gifted to her by her sister, Tatiana. Bianca is shocked when the spell instantly turns Aric into a horse. They escape into the woods, regroup, and quickly discover three very important things:

  1. Aric can speak with Bianca telepathically when in horse form but not to anyone else.
  2. Aric is only a horse from sunrise to sunset. The rest of the time he is a hot nerd.
  3. Bianca cannot break the spell.

There are a lot of good things about this book. The setting is lovely and the world-building, though not extensive, is enough to place the reader fully in the setting and help the reader understand what is happening. The descriptions are solid. The plot is exciting and well-paced, with plenty of quiet moments in which the relationship between Bianca and Aric can build. There are moments that are funny and moments that are sad. There is a sense of high stakes for the characters and their world.

As solid as this book is in all regards, it really succeeds because of its characters. The very first scene puts the reader fully on the side of Bianca and establishes that it is going to be Bianca vs. the World and Everyone In It.

But the first time we see Aric reading a book – well.

Gif of Loki, played by Tom Hiddleston, licking his finger and turning the pages of a book.

It is immediately obvious to the reader (but not Bianca or Aric) that Aric’s cold affect is due to insecurity just as Bianca’s refusal to admit vulnerability is due to fear, and that both of these survivors of emotional abuse are at their best when they work as a team. Although the marriage begins with my least favorite trope, A Big Misunderstanding, that gets cleared up quickly so we can get on to the important stuff of Bianca and Aric getting to know each other.

I was also impressed by the depiction of chronic illness. The author discusses her own experience with celiac disease. Bianca’s disease is never named, but her symptoms are similar. Although I don’t have celiac disease, I struggle with other chronic conditions and I found Bianca’s experiences to be very relatable. I especially related to the unpredictability of her flares and her realization that although she can mask a certain degree of misery, the more she tries to push through a flare, the worse the flare is and the longer it takes to recover. I was touched by Aric’s insistence that Bianca is not, as her family has taught her, weak. Rather, Aric says,

You left your country and family behind for a marriage you never asked for, just to keep the peace. You risked your life to save mine, and now you’re risking it again to protect a land that isn’t even your home. And on top of that, you’re clearly in pain and should be in bed under the care of a greenwich, not making yourself worse by riding through the cold, but you’re determined to push on anyway for the sake of your people. Most people would give up, yet you’ve never wavered. Only a monster would think a woman like that was weak…. Strength isn’t about what your body can do.

By sheer coincidence I read this on a bad night. I was discouraged, depressed, and re-playing some internalized ableism tracks in my head. This quote got me through the night and out the door the next day, which turned out to be lovely. So I’d like to thank this well-timed story for giving me a much needed pep talk in a bleak moment.

The book ends with the major plot points and the romance wrapped up but some room for a sequel. The supporting characters are certainly interesting enough to merit one. This book arrived at the moment I needed it, and also charmed the heck out of me. I can’t wait for the next one.

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Happy cheerful hipster man with a laptop sitting outdoors in nature.The Philadelphia Inquirer and The Chicago Sun-Times published a summer reading list in a special insert section that listed authors, most of whom are real, and books, most of which are fake. Signs (it’s a big neon sign about 100 meters tall) point the text being generated by AI.

Here’s a picture circulating on social media:

A picture of the sun times reading list for summer. It includes nonexistent and fabricated books by Andy Weir, Taylor Jenkins Reid, Ray Bradbury and others.

Here are two from the list:

“The Last Algorithm” by Andy Weir – Following his success with “The Martian” and “Project Hail Mary:” Weir delivers another science-driven thriller. This time, the story follows a programmer who discovers that an Al system has developed consciousness-and has been secretly influencing global events for years.

Ha, ha, very funny.

“The Collector’s Piece” by Taylor Jenkins Reid – Reid continues her exploration of fame with this story of a reclusive art collector and the journalist determined to uncover the truth behind his most controversial acquisition. Expect the same compelling character development that made “Daisy Jones & The Six” a hit.

Neither of those two books are real. My sympathy for the librarians who will have to explain that to patrons.

The Sun-Times released a statement on Bluesky and in other locations at about 10am eastern time as many, many people began to say, What the Actual Fuck is This:

We are looking into how this made it into print as we speak. It is not editorial content and was not created by, or approved by, the Sun-Times newsroom. We value your trust in our reporting and take this very seriously. More info will be provided soon.

The newspaper…doesn’t know how this insert section was printed in the newspaper.

Albert Burneko at Defector has excellent coverage of this shanda for the journalism:

Examination of the insert’s other sections soon unearthed other oddities. A bland quote about “campus hammock culture” from a Dr. Jennifer Campos, professor of “leisure studies” at the University of Colorado, who seems not to exist, or at any rate not to have any presence anywhere online.

Above an uncanny image of some bread with weird, cold-looking slices of butter on it, a nondescript quote about the viral success of the butter-board food trend from a Dr. Catherine Furst, food anthropologist at Cornell University, who likewise evidently has left no verifiable trace of her existence anywhere on the internet. A worthless quote about ripe-harvested food from the evidently nonexistent book Eating by Season, by the evidently nonexistent author Sophia Chen.

Just making up whole entire people here, no big deal.

Burneko, who I hope is having a very good day, dug deeper after 404 Media reached out to one of the writers who had a byline in this insert. This is a “special section” sold to multiple newspapers, and, as Burneko put it,

An insert such as this, even in its less cynical forms, exists less to serve readers than as scaffolding for some greater number of advertisements than could run in a normal edition of the paper. That’s only where it isn’t outright sponsored content.

Scaffolding is a perfect analogy. It’s more ad space to sell, with content they don’t have to write – and don’t expect anyone to read?

404 Media’s Jason Koebler investigated as well, and found that the source of the “special section” was from a subsidiary of Hearst Media. Koebler spoke to the Sun-Times about it:

Victor Lim, the vice president of marketing and communications at Chicago Public Media, which owns the Chicago Sun-Times, told 404 Media in a phone call that the Heat Index section was licensed from a company called King Features, which is owned by the magazine giant Hearst. He said that no one at Chicago Public Media reviewed the section and that historically it has not reviewed newspaper inserts that it has bought from King Features.

“Historically, we don’t have editorial review from those mainly because it’s coming from a newspaper publisher, so we falsely made the assumption there would be an editorial process for this,” Lim said. “We are updating our policy to require internal editorial oversight over content like this.”

I’m just brimming with confidence in the choices of everyone involved.

Here’s what pisses me off, and I ranted about this on Bluesky earlier today. Exactly how, and why, should I trust this newspaper, or any other, if they’re publishing AI-generated garbage for a summer reading list that no one looked over?

This reading list of fake books (by real authors! Who I assume are pissed) left me feeling really sad and exhausted and frustrated. It wasn’t just this singular instance; it’s a larger pattern I’m struggling with. Yet again, I have fewer and fewer reasons to trust any news organization. Which is Not Great.

As I said, I ranted about this on Bluesky, but I’m still thinking about this mistrust and frustration.

Let’s go back in time a bit. I, as a sample of one, started distrusting major media outlets twenty-four years ago.

I haven’t let a White man on a tv screen tell me things since 2001.

Generally speaking, this has been an excellent policy.

Why? On and after 9/11, TV news stations both local and national were reporting random fake and unverified shit. Live. Constantly. I lived in Jersey City at the time, and the WTC was right across the river. It looked like it was at the end of my street. I remember what 9/11 smelled like, and I don’t talk about it.

I also remember how much absolute unverified bullshit was broadcast on television. At one point, there was allegedly a fertilizer truck going over the George Washington Bridge, possibly as a makeshift bomb? I heard that on at least two different stations.

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Maury povitch looking at the camera with a subtitle, and the lie detector determined that was a lie.

I looked it up to be sure. Even Google’s shitty AI search results (forgot to type -ai, oops) confirmed it wasn’t true:

A screenshot of my phone search results that reads There's no confirmed report of a fertilizer truck incident at the George Washington Bridge on September 11th. The commonly known events of 9/11 involve terrorist attacks, not incidents involving specific types of trucks at specific bridges. The George Washington Bridge does have specific regulations for trucks, including requiring them to use the upper level and being subject to searches, according to the Port Authority. However, there is no widespread information about a truck incident on the bridge related to 9/11, or any other events involving fertilizer.

I don’t give a flaming turd whether it’s a developing story. Do your job.

When I realized how much utter nonsense was blathered as fact, I crafted my personal policy in response: I don’t let White men on TV tell me things. I am, unsurprisingly, still pretty well informed.

But my distrust still grew.

Now, a majority of local “news” channels are owned by conservative conglomerate Sinclair media, which frequently distributes right-wing talking points as “news” across the local television stations it owns.

As Eric Berger at The Guardian reported in July 2024,

Sinclair, one of the largest owners of US television stations, has established itself as an influential player in the conservative movement by using trusted local news channels to spread disinformation and manipulated video of Joe Biden, media analysts say.

The company, which gained notoriety in 2018 for requiring local anchors across the country to read the same segment, has since created a national news show that produces stories distributed to its stations – often at the expense of local news coverage.

When you were younger, did you know the local newscasters? For me, in Pittsburgh, they were like local celebrities. Well, no, they actually were. I saw the late Patti Burns, a local news anchor, at an Eat n’Park and was extremely awed. I was probably about 12 years old. But since Sinclair took over so many stations, the news is less “local” and more “national right wing talking point,” so again, I tune them out.

And it’s not just tv, of course. Sinclair also buys newspapers, like The Baltimore Sun, which was covered by NPR with the headline, “More crime and conservatism: How new owners are changing ‘The Baltimore Sun‘.” So if it’s Sinclair, better beware.

Beyond conglomerate ownership of media, major newspapers have covered themselves in the opposite of glory. In the last few years, myriad newspaper editorial staff have published multiple editorials full of hateful, inaccurate, and dangerous “opinions” about trans people. I’m old enough to remember when all these same talking points were used about gay marriage. They’ve collectively done so much damage to the safety and care for a tiny part of the population, then and now.

Last year, Kamala Harris endorsements became non endorsements because oligarch bozo owners squelched them. They were all at the inauguration so I guess the endorsements were bad for their bottom line and their political aspirations.

But back to me, my sample size of 1. Why should I trust any of them? Or believe what they print? How can I fully trust the reporting from even a credible journalist now that I know they’re working under cowardly, amoral censors? I’m not even going to get into the media’s role in electing our current president twice.

There are, of course, terrific independent journalists and I follow many of them in as many places as possible.

But where are they writing and publishing?

Most often: Substack.

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A girl is grossed out

Substack regularly gives comprehensive tongue baths to nazis and white supremacist shitbags. And has defended their decision to do so. 

I get that it’s a fast and relatively easy way to sell writing directly. I understand the job market for journalists. But I won’t subscribe to any more Substacks. I do not want to give them any money. I have three that I pay for, and I likely won’t renew when they’re due. That said – sometimes folks on the platform will comp your subscription if you pay them directly. I appreciate that.

But what about community sponsored and nonprofit journalists, and free presses? Free presses are so great! I follow so many.

For example, on several social media platforms, I follow The Tennessee Holler, which is doing outstanding coverage of how Elon Musk’s Grok AI facility is poisoning the air and causing respiratory problems for the residents of mostly-Black neighborhoods in Memphis. The Southern Environmental Law Center has comprehensive coverage as well.

But that means I go hunting and build my own feed, and constantly make sure what I’m following is real and not a fake account. I have to research, source, verify, and fact check the information sources every time.

So here comes the Sun-Times publishing an AI-generated summer reading list of real authors and made up books. Add it to the pile.

Staying informed is increasingly exhausting (I’m sure that’s the whole entire point of course). And I’m so tired that I’m nuclear furious about how tired I am.

I run a site about romance novels. I’m a blogger, for crying out loud. And I take my job seriously. I’m the writer, editor, fact-checker, peri-menopausal-brain wrestler, and publisher. And I try to operate with integrity.

I’m tired of having to weigh demonstrated heinous priorities against being reliably informed about matters local and national (and I’m outside DC so it’s often the same thing). Whether it’s AI-generated literary waste, the environmental harms of said AI-generated literary waste, or the righterly-leaning conglomerates and oligarchs owning and defining “news” coverage, it all yields the same outcome.

Strategic erosion over decades has led me to a point where the institutions I was led to respect are defacing themselves for fun and profit, and determinedly pretending that none of it is happening.

Ugh.

I’ve been looking at a blinking cursor for 15 minutes now, trying to work on a conclusion to this rant. “This sucks and I hate it,” basically. What about you?

Magical Realism, an Octopus, & More

May. 20th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Just Last Night

Just Last Night by Mhairi McFarlane is $1.99! This is a standalone book and not part of series. However, I feel like the book description kind of gives us nothing? It definitely, though, seems more focused on the main character and not necessarily the romance.

Eve, Justin, Susie, and Ed have been friends since they were teenagers. Now in their thirties, the four are as close as ever, Thursday pub trivia night is sacred, and Eve is still secretly in love with Ed. Maybe she should have moved on by now, but she can’t stop thinking about what could have been. And she knows Ed still thinks about it, too.

But then, in an instant, their lives are changed forever.

In the aftermath, Eve’s world is upended. As stunning secrets are revealed, she begins to wonder if she really knew her friends as well as she thought. And when someone from the past comes back into her life, Eve’s future veers in a surprising new direction…

They say every love story starts with a single moment. What if it was just last night?

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The Mountain in the Sea

The Mountain in the Sea by Ray Nayler is $1.49! I mentioned this one in a previous Hide Your Wallet and it’s reminding me a lot of the movie Arrival. Last time this was on sale, many of you either were super curious or had good things to say!

Humankind discovers intelligent life in an octopus species with its own language and culture, and sets off a high-stakes global competition to dominate the future.

Rumors begin to spread of a species of hyperintelligent, dangerous octopus that may have developed its own language and culture. Marine biologist Dr. Ha Nguyen, who has spent her life researching cephalopod intelligence, will do anything for the chance to study them.

The transnational tech corporation DIANIMA has sealed the remote Con Dao Archipelago, where the octopuses were discovered, off from the world. Dr. Nguyen joins DIANIMA’s team on the islands: a battle-scarred security agent and the world’s first android.

The octopuses hold the key to unprecedented breakthroughs in extrahuman intelligence. The stakes are high: there are vast fortunes to be made by whoever can take advantage of the octopuses’ advancements, and as Dr. Nguyen struggles to communicate with the newly discovered species, forces larger than DIANIMA close in to seize the octopuses for themselves.

But no one has yet asked the octopuses what they think. And what they might do about it.

A near-future thriller about the nature of consciousness, Ray Nayler’s The Mountain in the Sea is a dazzling literary debut and a mind-blowing dive into the treasure and wreckage of humankind’s legacy.

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Midnight at the Blackbird Cafe

Midnight at the Blackbird Cafe by Heather Webber is $1.49! This seems to be women’s fiction with some magical realism and yummy food descriptions. Seeing as I love Garden Spells by Sarah Addison Allen a lot, this should be right up my alley, but I’ve been hesitant to add it to my TBR.

Nestled in the mountain shadows of Alabama lies the little town of Wicklow. It is here that Anna Kate has returned to bury her beloved Granny Zee, owner of the Blackbird Café.

It was supposed to be a quick trip to close the café and settle her grandmother’s estate, but despite her best intentions to avoid forming ties or even getting to know her father’s side of the family, Anna Kate finds herself inexplicably drawn to the quirky Southern town her mother ran away from so many years ago, and the mysterious blackbird pie everybody can’t stop talking about.

As the truth about her past slowly becomes clear, Anna Kate will need to decide if this lone blackbird will finally be able to take her broken wings and fly.

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One Day in December

One Day in December by Josie Silver is $1.99! This book was a big deal when it came out, but I was suspicious about whether there’s an HEA. Have you read this one?

A love story about what happens after you meet, or rather, don’t meet the one.

Laurie is pretty sure love at first sight doesn’t exist anywhere but the movies. But then, through a misted-up bus window one snowy December day, she sees a man who she knows instantly is the one. Their eyes meet, there’s a moment of pure magic…and then her bus drives away.

Certain they’re fated to find each other again, Laurie spends a year scanning every bus stop and cafe in London for him. But she doesn’t find him, not when it matters anyway. Instead they “reunite” at a Christmas party, when her best friend Sarah giddily introduces her new boyfriend to Laurie. It’s Jack, the man from the bus. It would be.

What follows for Laurie, Sarah and Jack is ten years of friendship, heartbreak, missed opportunities, roads not taken, and destinies reconsidered. One Day in December is a joyous, heartwarming and immensely moving love story to escape into and a reminder that fate takes inexplicable turns along the route to happiness.

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This HaBO is from Jill-Marie, who wants to track down this romance:

lease, bitches, you’re my only hope!

This book has to be from the 1980s, was most likely a Harlequin or Silhouette.

Main theme: Quiet/shy/etc. heroine is pressed into switching places with her model cousin (??), who has a contract to do (racy, for the time) PR photos with a football team (real football, not what’s popular here in the US, LOL), but can’t/doesn’t want to/won’t go.

Team manager (maybe owner??) is, of course, immediately attracted to her, but feels from the start there’s something “off.”

I remember a scene with the team in a physiotherapy pool (aka hot tub) for said PR photos; a lecture from the hero (former famous player) about how after a game, the guys want rest and PT, not sex (huh…); and him doing his best to keep anything from starting between her and the players, because that’s what he wants.

She, meanwhile, won’t pose topless in the photos, and otherwise acts very un-modelish.

I’ve searched and searched, so I need the hive mind. Please and thank you.

Sound familiar?

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Welcome back!

We’re quickly approaching the end of the month. There are a couple books with historical settings (romance, fantasy, and horror). Of course, there are also always contemporaries on the list.

Which new releases are you excited for? Let us know in the comments!

Behooved

Behooved by M. Stevenson

Author: M. Stevenson
Released: May 20, 2025 by Bramble
Genre: , , ,

A charming slow-burn romantasy featuring a duty-bound noblewoman with a chronic illness, a prince who would rather be in a library than on a throne, and a magical ride through a world of cozy enchantment

Bianca knows her duty comes before her heart. So when the threat of war looms, she agrees to marry the neighboring kingdom’s heir. But not all royal weddings are a fairytale, and Prince Aric, Bianca’s betrothed, is cold, aloof, and seems to hate her on sight.

To make matters worse, on their wedding night, an assassination attempt goes awry—leaving Aric magically transformed into a horse. Bianca does what any bride in this situation would she mounts her new husband and rides away to safety.

Sunset returns Aric to human form, but they soon discover the assassination attempt is part of a larger plot against the throne. Worse, Bianca has been framed for Aric’s murder, and she’s now saddled with a husband who is a horse by day and a frustratingly attractive man by night.

As an unexpected romance begins galloping away with their hearts, Bianca and Aric must rely on each other to unravel the curse and save the throne.

Behooved is bewitchingly charming, a romantic fairy-tale adventure that will sweep you off your feet (or hooves)!”—Sarah Beth Durst, New York Times bestselling author of The Spellshop

Amanda: Look, I heard the hero can turn into a horse.

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The Knight and the Moth

The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig

Author: Rachel Gillig
Released: May 20, 2025 by Orbit
Genre: , , ,
Series: The Stonewater Kingdom #1

From NYT bestselling author Rachel Gillig comes the next big romantasy sensation, a gothic, mist-cloaked tale of a young prophetess who is forced on an impossible quest with the one infuriating knight whose future is beyond her sight. Perfect for fans of Jennifer L. Armentrout and Leigh Bardugo.

Sybil Delling has spent nine years dreaming of having no dreams at all. Like the other foundling girls who traded a decade of service for a home in the great cathedral, Sybil is a Diviner. In her dreams she receives visions from six unearthly figures known as Omens. From them, she can predict terrible things before they occur, and lords and common folk alike travel across the kingdom of Traum’s windswept moors to learn their futures by her dreams.

Just as she and her sister Diviners near the end of their service, a mysterious knight arrives at the cathedral. Rude, heretical, and devilishly handsome, the knight Rodrick has no respect for Sybil’s visions. But when Sybil’s fellow Diviners begin to vanish one by one, she has no choice but to seek his help in finding them. For the world outside the cathedral’s cloister is wrought with peril. Only the gods have the answers she is seeking, and as much as she’d rather avoid Rodrick’s dark eyes and sharp tongue, only a heretic can defeat a god.

Amanda: What a great cover and this sounds super compelling.

Elyse: I liked Gillig’s other books and – whooo – that cover.

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The Love Haters

The Love Haters by Katherine Center

Author: Katherine Center
Released: May 20, 2025 by St.. Martin's Press
Genre: ,

It’s a thin line between love and love-hating.

Katie Vaughn has been burned by love in the past—now she may be lighting her career on fire. She has two choices: wait to get laid off from her job as a video producer or, at her coworker Cole’s request, take a career-making gig profiling Tom “Hutch” Hutcheson, a Coast Guard rescue swimmer in Key West.

The catch? Katie’s not exactly qualified. She can’t swim—but fakes it that she can.

Plus: Cole is Hutch’s brother. And they don’t get along. Next stop paradise!

But paradise is messier than it seems. As Katie gets entangled with Hutch (the most scientifically good looking man she has ever seen . . . but also a bit of a love hater), along with his colorful Aunt Rue and his rescue Great Dane, she gets trapped in a lie. Or two.

Swim lessons, helicopter flights, conga lines, drinking contests, hurricanes, and stolen kisses ensue—along with chances to tell the truth, to face old fears, and to be truly brave at last.

New Katherine Center contemporary!

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Rebel in the Deep

Rebel in the Deep by Katee Robert

Author: Katee Robert
Released: May 20, 2025 by Berkley
Genre: , ,
Series: Crimson Sails #3

The rebellion’s fight turns into a battle of the heart in this pulse-pounding conclusion to the Crimson Sails trilogy by New York Times bestselling author Katee Robert.

Nox has been steadfastly working for the rebellion for years. They don’t ask for much in return, except for one crucial their ex, the noble Bastian, stays as far away from them as possible. To say things ended poorly between them is an understatement . . . and it’s the only relationship Nox has never quite recovered from.

But now the rules have changed. Siobhan, the rebel leader, has emerged from hiding to tell Nox that Bastian’s been taken captive and the secrets he holds tight are in danger of being revealed. The fate of the entire rebellion now rests on Nox and Siobhan’s ability to rescue Bastian from a Cŵn Annwn ship.

Saving Bastian is only the start of their hardships, as the trio is tracked by ferocious pirates across Threshold. And Nox’s complicated relationships and entanglements with Bastian and Siobhan put not only their life at risk but their heart on the line.

Book three in the Crimson Sails fantasy romance series. 

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Rules for Ruin

Rules for Ruin by Mimi Matthews

Author: Mimi Matthews
Released: May 20, 2025 by Berkley
Genre: ,
Series: The Crinoline Academy #1

No one betrays the Academy. But now Euphemia must break the rules for her enemy, or let the rules break her heart.

On the outskirts of London sits a seemingly innocuous institution with a secretive aim—train young women to distract, disrupt, and discredit the patriarchy. Outraged by a powerful politician’s systematic attack on women’s rights, the Academy summons its brightest—and most bitter—pupil to infiltrate the odious man’s inner circle. A deal is bring down the viscount, and Miss Euphemia Flite will finally earn her freedom.

But betting shop owner Gabriel Royce has other plans. The viscount is the perfect pawn to insulate Gabriel’s underworld empire from government interference. He’s not about to let some crinoline-clad miss destroy his carefully constructed enterprise—no matter how captivating he finds her threats.

From the rookeries of St. Giles to the ballrooms of Mayfair, Euphemia and Gabriel engage in a battle of wits and wills that’s complicated by a blossoming desire. Soon Euphemia realizes it’s not the broken promises to her Academy sisters she should fear. . . . It’s the danger to her heart.

Amanda: I’ve been mostly off the historical romance train for awhile, but I am very interested in this one.

Sarah: I’m so excited for this book – I have heard terrific things already.

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The Starving Saints

The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling

Author: Caitlin Starling
Released: May 20, 2025 by Harper Voyager
Genre: ,

From the nationally bestselling author of The Luminous Dead and The Death of Jane Lawrence, a transfixing, intensely atmospheric fever dream of medieval horror.

Aymar Castle has been under siege for six months. Food is running low and there has been no sign of rescue. But just as the survivors consider deliberately thinning their number, the castle stores are replenished. The sick are healed. And the divine figures of the Constant Lady and her Saints have arrived, despite the barricaded gates, offering succor in return for adoration.

Soon, the entire castle is under the sway of their saviors, partaking in intoxicating feasts of terrible origin. The war hero Ser Voyne gives her allegiance to the Constant Lady. Phosyne, a disorganized, paranoid nun-turned-sorceress, races to unravel the mystery of these new visitors and exonerate her experiments as their source. And in the bowels of the castle, a serving girl, Treila, is torn between her thirst for a secret vengeance against Voyne and the desperate need to escape from the horrors that are unfolding within Aymar’s walls.

As the castle descends into bacchanalian madness—forgetting the massed army beyond its walls in favor of hedonistic ecstasy—these three women are the only ones to still see their situation for what it is. But they are not immune from the temptations of the castle’s new masters… or each other; and their shifting alliances and entangled pasts bring violence to the surface. To save the castle, and themselves, will take a reimagining of who they are, and a reorganization of the very world itself.

Amanda: I love a fucked up book and this seems to fit that definition.

Susan: Caitlin Starling is a master of messy, fucked up romances, and this looks like it’s going to be on in the same line of gothic paranoia that Yellow Jessamine was. I’m so here for it!

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These seem like really good deals, so it’s possible that this is leftover from the weekend. Apologies if these poof into thin air!

The Truth According to Ember

The Truth According to Ember by Danica Nava is $2.99! Carrie read this one and gave it a B-:

Overall, this is a fun screwball comedy. I really enjoyed the representation of a Chickasaw woman and the barriers she faces to improving her life. As exasperated as I constantly was with Ember, I wanted her to thrive as the smart, hard-working woman that she clearly is, and for the most part I was happy with how her story was resolved.

A Chickasaw woman who can’t catch a break serves up a little white lie that snowballs into much more in this witty and irresistible rom-com by debut author Danica Nava.

Ember Lee Cardinal has not always been a liar—well, not for anything that counted at least. But her job search is not going well and when her resumé is rejected for the thirty-seventh time, she takes matters into her own hands. She gets “creative” listing her qualifications and answers the ethnicity question on applications with a lie—a half-lie, technically. No one wanted Native American Ember, but white Ember has just landed her dream accounting job on Park Avenue (Oklahoma City, that is).

Accountant Ember thrives in corporate life—and her love life seems to be looking up too: Danuwoa Colson, the IT guy and fellow Native who caught her eye on her first day, seems to actually be interested in her too. Despite her unease over the no-dating policy at work, they start to see each other secretly, which somehow makes it even hotter? But when they’re caught in a compromising position on a work trip, a scheming colleague blackmails Ember, threatening to expose their relationship. As the manipulation continues to grow, so do Ember’s lies. She must make the hard decision to either stay silent or finally tell the truth, which could cost her everything.

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How to End a Love Story

How to End a Love Story by Yulin Kuang is $1.99! This released last spring and was mentioned in Hide Your Wallet. I believe Kuang is the one adapting and directing Emily Henry’s Beach Read as well.

A sexy and emotional enemies-to-lovers romance guaranteed to pull on your heartstrings and give you a book hangover from brilliant new voice Yulin Kuang.

Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2024 by Entertainment Weekly · Today.com · Paste · Daily Waffle ·The Nerd Daily and more!

Helen Zhang hasn’t seen Grant Shepard once in the thirteen years since the tragic accident that bound their lives together forever.

Now a bestselling author, Helen pours everything into her career. She’s even scored a coveted spot in the writers’ room of the TV adaptation of her popular young adult novels, and if she can hide her imposter syndrome and overcome her writer’s block, surely the rest of her life will fall into place too. LA is the fresh start she needs. After all, no one knows her there. Except…

Grant has done everything in his power to move on from the past, including building a life across the country. And while the panic attacks have never quite gone away, he’s well liked around town as a screenwriter. He knows he shouldn’t have taken the job on Helen’s show, but it will open doors to developing his own projects that he just can’t pass up.

Grant’s exactly as Helen remembers him—charming, funny, popular, and lovable in ways that she’s never been. And Helen’s exactly as Grant remembers too—brilliant, beautiful, closed off. But working together is messy, and electrifying, and Helen’s parents, who have never forgiven Grant, have no idea he’s in the picture at all.

When secrets come to light, they must reckon with the fact that theirs was never meant to be any kind of love story. And yet… the key to making peace with their past—and themselves—might just lie in holding on to each other in the present.

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The Duke and I

The Duke and I by Julia Quinn is $1.99! This book kicks off the Bridgertons series and is what the first season of the Netflix show is based on. I have mixed feelings about this particular cover given that the characters within the novel are all white (unless there was a rewrite I don’t know about).

Can there be any greater challenge to London’s Ambitious Mamas than an unmarried duke?—Lady Whistledown’s Society Papers, April 1813

By all accounts, Simon Basset is on the verge of proposing to his best friend’s sister—the lovely and almost-on-the-shelf—Daphne Bridgerton. But the two of them know the truth—it’s all an elaborate ruse to keep Simon free from marriage-minded society mothers. And as for Daphne, surely she will attract some worthy suitors now that it seems a duke has declared her desirable.

But as Daphne waltzes across ballroom after ballroom with Simon, it’s hard to remember that their courtship is a sham. Maybe it’s his devilish smile, certainly it’s the way his eyes seem to burn every time he looks at her . . . but somehow Daphne is falling for the dashing duke . . . for real! And now she must do the impossible and convince the handsome rogue that their clever little scheme deserves a slight alteration, and that nothing makes quite as much sense as falling in love.

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A Scandalous Proposal

A Scandalous Proposal by Kasey Michaels is $1.99! This is a historical romance and the second book in The Little Season series. Readers recommend this one for a silly and light romance, while others mentioned they didn’t care for the hero and heroine’s frequent sexual fraternizing (scandalous!).

Who would have thought a man could tire of being fawned over and flirted with? Ever since Cooper Townsend returned from France as a hero with a new title, he has been relentlessly pursued by every marriageable miss in London. Perhaps that’s why the unconventional Miss Daniella Foster is so appealing. She doesn’t simper or flatter. She only wants him to help unmask her sister’s blackmailer, and Coop has never been so intrigued…

Let every other woman in London fight over His Lordship’s romantic attentions. Marriage is the last thing on Dany’s mind…at least until she samples his illicit kisses. Now, as a mutual enemy races to ruin Coop’s reputation and Dany’s family name, an engagement of convenience will spark an unlikely passion that might save them both

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Rules for Ruin by Mimi Matthews

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This is my first Bad Decisions Book Club of 2025. Sleep became a distant memory with this book. For context, I have a newborn. I had the opportunity to sleep, but chose not to because this book was much more important. It is also the start of a series and it’s a series I’m now very excited about!

Euphemia Flite was raised in a school for girls on the outskirts of Victorian London. Her origins are unknown to her and the headmistress of the school is quite a cold woman. She is, however, a cold woman with a mission: upend the patriarchy (WOOHOO!).

After a period working as a companion to a lady in Paris, Effie is summoned back to the school for an important mission. If she can achieve her goal, the headmistress will settle a good sum on Effie and she’ll be independent and free. This is a strong incentive for a woman who is quite desperate for a place to call her own.

The mission puts her at cross purposes with Gabriel Royce. He started in the slums of St Giles and rose up through some kindness and a lot of hard work to become a community pillar, albeit one that runs a betting shop. He spends money on himself but his mission is to improve the lives of those in St Giles before it is completely cleared away by the British government.

The central figure in this battle is a viscount who is respectable, wealthy and a total asshole. Gabriel needs him to maintain power so that Gabriel’s betting shop is protected from the authorities. Effie needs to bring the viscount down in order to set herself free. For Effie to succeed, Gabriel must fail and vice versa.

A pet hate is when the barrier to a couple being together can be solved with something as simple as a conversation. This conflict is not easily solved. In fact, there was a TINY hint about a possible solution but it was well hidden and I only realised it was a hint once the resolution happened at the end of the book. Gabriel and Effie’s attraction (and love) for each other grows inexorably just as a solution for this this barrier becomes more and more pressing. The tension was phenomenal! I was gripped!

As with most romances that end up in the A category for me, these two had to learn to be vulnerable with each other. Neither is particularly keen on ‘letting people in’ but from the start there is a spark between these two that demands more of them than superficial interactions. Slowly they reveal their soft undersides to each other. It’s hesitant and tentative and delightful to read. It’s not all tenderness though. There are sparks and disagreements and sizzling chemistry. Neither backs down no matter how formidable their ‘opponent’ is. (While there is chemistry, kissing is as explicit as it gets.)

As an aside, the nickname for Effie’s school is the Crinoline Academy. These wire-hoop underskirts are multipurpose, my favourite of which is that they enforce women’s personal space and, in fact, encourage them to take up the space around them. The book is littered with little feminist tidbits like that, my favourite of which is in the ending, which I won’t spoil.

For a romance, there are a lot of secondary characters. Some of them are pretty flat and serve only as insights into our main characters’ personalities. But some of them are more nuanced and the next couple in the series are a serious newspaperman and a teacher with a limp who is determined to be a teacher at the Crinoline Academy forever. They both show plenty of personality in this book (including, but not limited to, courage, determination and a love for justice) so I will definitely be reading book two in this series.

If you too would like to join the Bad Decisions Book Club and immerse yourself in a tale of vulnerability and courage, with excellent dialogue, emotional depth, and very clever characters, then this is the book for you.

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